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Jackass Of The Week: John Gruber

Image by Laughing Squid via Flickr

As much as I dislike Apple as a company I do tend to like John Gruber and his analysis.  He is an ass like me most of the time which probably helps.  This time though he goes to far.  He points out that some tests with Flash on the Android [...]

An Open Letter To Steve Jobs RE: iPad Naming

On behalf of Fujitsu (PDF), Siemens Aktiengesellschaft, and Coconut Grove Intimates (now defunct, even the WayBackMachine couldn’t help me) I would like to put forth the following open letter to Steve Jobs and Apple Computers.  I shall be as brief as my predecessor.
Change your devices name. Not that big of a deal.
Look familiar to you?  [...]

I’m Doing It Wrong!

Found an article by Chris Clarke over at Coyote Crossing that explains the “magic recipe” to writing award winning blog posts.  It clearly shows that I don’t know what I am doing.  Maybe that is the reason for this blog’s abysmal readership.  Of course it could also be because I am an outrageous ass who [...]

Why I am boycotting “The Simpsons” and you should too!

So I find out today that Nancy Cartwright, the voice of Bart Simpson, has lent her voice recording to a robo-call for a scientology event.

I can’t for the life of me figure out why she would do such a thing.  So she is a Scientologist.  Big deal.  I can only think of 3 possible scenarios:

She [...]

Jabberwocky

‘Twas brillig, and the slithy toves

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Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
“Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!”
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by [...]

Mmmmm….Butt Secks!

Kitty Porn!

Umm, wow. Now I believe that anything can be put on the web and become popular.
Behold…Cats In Sinks!
And what is even more odd is I am pretty sure that the 10th cat down on the right hand column is mine. The cat looks right, the sink looks right. Now I have to [...]

RSS Aggregators

I think I may have asked this before but here we go again. Anyone have any suggestions for a good, server-side RSS aggregator? I have been using Bloglines for quite a while but I think I would like something different.
I have toyed with the idea of writing my own but for right now [...]

Yeah, I’m a capitalist pig

There are now google ads on the site. Sorry. Not like I intend to make any money off of them, but I am in the process of writing a site that will and I wanted to get it figured out first.

Rectilinear Pet Body Mods

Heh, am I a cruel bastard to think this is funny as hell? Bonsai Kitten purportedly tells you how to hook tubes up to your cat for feeding and excrement, give it some chemical to keep it’s bones soft and then shove it in a jar.
Am I cruel then? Heh, I love cat’s, [...]

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